0 - 25%: Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. Would you rather be the dumper or the dumpee? Decide soon, cuz this thing's over. Our apologies. Really.
26% - 50%: It seems that either you or your partner may have trouble delivering intimacy. Repeat after me: " I love you, pumpkin. You are beautiful, schnookums. You are groovy baby."
51% - 75%: Looks good, but we'll be honest with you, this thing could go either way. So keep your options open, and wink back at the bus driver.
76% - 89%: You and your mate are very compatible, and the outlook is good. Pretty soon, you may be deciding whether or not to do the chicken dance at the wedding.
90% - 100%: Bogey and Bacall. Joanie and Chachi. Cheese and macaroni. Some things were just made for each other. Looks like you've found the perfect match. Order your monogrammed towels now, and congratulations.
